An die Illuminaten

Ist ja blöd, daß mir die Illuminaten zwar einen Kommentar hinterlassen, aber dann scheinbar die Antwort gar nicht lesen, jedenfalls hat sich keiner mehr gemeldet. Hab ich ihnen halt mal eine mail geschickt: 

Good morning,

I just saw, that you responded to a blog-article of mine.

You write: "Greetings! Welcome to The Illuminati World. Bringing the poor, the needy, and the talented to the limelight of fame and riches. Get money, fame, power, and security. Get recognised in business or politics. Rise to the top in whatever you do, and be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated into the GREAT  ILLUMINATI EMPIRE you will have numerous benefits. Are you interested joining Illuminati on email illuminatisecrethome666@gmail.com or office whatsapp number +18035653149 or +19292254829 or call my temple WhatsApp  +2347032658606 thanks let do it sir"

Unfortunately I am not really interested in business or politics.

I am only interested in Sex&Drugs&Rock'nRoll - is that OK for you?

Looking forward to joining you

Matthias

PS Is my beloved friend Friedrich Merz already a member or should I forward your offer to him? He is very much interested in business and politics.